its boring if it isnt filthy
četvrtak, 20.04.2006.
POZDRAV JEDAN VELKI....
Issee,danas je več četvrtak...skoro praznici gotovi...jao,jao...baš jao....
Osječam se ko da me pregazilo nešto jako veliko.....nisam mogla spavat cjelu noč i taman kad su mi se oči počele sklapat pričice su počele pjevat..ciju,ciju,kva,kva...il kak god več.....katafakingstrofa....
Johoj,danas mi se seka vraača iz izalije...kuwl...baš me zanima jel mi kupila kaj...ccc....šalim se....
Vrada ima nenadjebiv plavi-jako plavi lak za nokte...predobar je..jao...jao...
Ajd da ja neserem jerbo nemam kaj....pozdravljam vas....
When Julian comes back, he brings with him some regrets about having discussed his life. 'I feel bad I talked about it,' he says, 'I just feel like it sounds so cheesy.' He doesn't like stuff when it's pinned down. 'You read Crime and Punishment? How did you feel after you read that book? Probably totally differently than I felt. So what are you going to say?' He says we don't need to know what Dostoevsky was thinking about. 'Because of what was in his mind and if he was being interviewed by a rock journalist - that would make any kind of a difference?' he says
-------Na satu kemije, stavila ucenica ruku u teglu sa solnom kiselinom i upita nastavnicu:
Nastavnice, zasto ova tegla nema dna ?
-------odje mali vampir u pekaru i trazi dvadeset komada kruha.
Pekar mu da kruh i upita ga sta ce sa tolikim kruhom. Vampir odgovori:
- Cura je dobila menstruaciju pa umacemo.
-------takmičil se Amerikanac, Japanac i Mujo ko će preplivati bazen pun slina. Dođe Amerikanac umoči noge i pobjegne. Dođe Japanac uđe malo i ode. Dođe Mujo prepliva pola bazena i vrati se. Pitaju ga:
- "Što si se vratio?"
On im odgovori:
- "NASAO SAM DLAKU, PA MI SE ZGADILO."
-------- Mama, mama, zasto Marica nema pimpek ko ja, neg' ima nekakvu cudnu crtu medju nogama?
- Pa cuj Ivice, to je malo komplicirano.., dok sam radjala Maricu uz carski rez, doktor je malo jace potegnuo
skalperom, pa eto otud Marici ta crta medju nogama...
- U jebote, onda je baka dobila sa sjekirom...
